This is where you all get to laugh at me in unison instead of harmony.

Vanilla
You are in the 32 percentile of kinkiness!
What can we say? You’re vanilla! Plain, traditional, and available at any supermarket. You are pure of mind and body (or you are a bold faced liar). You keep your thoughts clean and yourself innocent. That’s something you can be proud of, but don’t expect to attract the wild and exotic type.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:

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You scored higher than 24% on kinkypoints

Link: The Kink Test written by Renee1983 on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

Do I know what it feels like for a girl?

Feminine
You scored 43 masculinity and 53 femininity!
You scored high on femininity and low on masculinity. You have a traditionally feminine personality.

My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

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You scored higher than 7% on masculinity
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You scored higher than 29% on femininity

Link: The Bem Sex Role Inventory Test written by weirdscience on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

Ah, monogamy, I remember ye well

Wild Thing
34 Reserved, 86 Kinky
Sex is more than just physical. It is one of the ways to build an emotional bond between two people. Sex gives adults the opportunity to act like children again. You know how to enjoy kinky sex. You may have problems finding a lover equally adventurous that isn’t a slut or a womanizer. But with time and affection the nicest lady and most refined gentleman can become as wild in bed as you are. Communication is the key.

My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

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You scored higher than 30% on Reserved
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You scored higher than 62% on Kinky

Link: The Monogamous Kinky Lovers’ Test written by nikki1970 on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

De rigueur seven-song meme

“Agua,” Sisé
probably the hottest track on “More Shine”
“Ashamed of Myself,” Kelley Polar
Pitchfork Media review made me aware of it; beats out “Here in the Night” by a nose
“Bourgie Bourgie,” Gladys Knight & the Pips
didn’t know it started life as an Ashford & Simpson instrumental till J.Knox radioblogged it
“Clark Gable,” the Postal Service
plaintive like a motherfucker
“(Don’t) Give Hate a Chance,” Jamiroquai
discoriffic
“Every Generation,” Ronnie Laws
used to play on WHUR back home; it’s nice to see I didn’t hallucinate it (update: part of J.Knox’s latest radioblog, of course)
“Wichita Lineman,” the Meters
blogged it back in July; slowdanced to it at the bar last night