On Friday I was accosted by awful Christmas music at lunch, a couple people wished me a happy Christmas, and then outside my apartment I saw a SUV with Christmas decorations, and I got pissed off.

And then I realized, holy shit, it’s the 23rd. Christmas is almost over. I haven’t heard hardly any Christmas music. Aside from the whole war on the war on Christmas, this has been one of the most inoffensive holiday seasons ever.

Part of it is no radio and no tv. But if Christmas was like this every year, I could start to enjoy the holiday.