Tag Archives: diy

about:robots

About_robots George Kelly (We have come to visit you in peace and with goodwill!) About:robots, about about:robots About:robots, about about:robots About:robots, about about:robots About:robots, about about:robots About:robots, about about:robots About:robots, about about:robots About:robots, about about:robots About:robots, about about:robots I downloaded Firefox 3 because all of the people I obsessively read were doing it too, not […]

No Hard Feelings

No Hard Feelings George Kelly (Don't worry. No singing on this one. 😉 )

How To Talk To Girls At Parties (demo)

How To Talk To Girls At Parties Am9 Fmaj7 Dm9Don't start a rumorDon't listen to talk around townShow good humorAnd act up when life looks down Dm9 Em9 arpegMe, I never built my world around themNot that my reserve remained unspentGave me something beautiful to long forGave me something to learn to repentI never built […]

I Overshot You (demo)

I Overshot You George Kelly I believe in energy and mass and light and gravity I believe in engines you can calibrate with instruments I believe that we should have found a way to unite A way to harness large forces to our tiny desires I overshot you I overshot you I'm out of your […]

Magnetic and True

Magnetic and True George Kelly Do I believe in elements, what their presence drives, or put my trust in everything on which artifice thrives or maybe split the difference, see both where my eyes fall upon the world I find you in, where you can hear my call? There's two kinds of north that I […]

Effort and Success (Iron and Steel and Tin)

Effort and Success (Iron and Steel and Tin) George Kelly Effort, call effort the discriminator. Call success, success the delineator. How much work before you're tirin', how much tin and steel and iron? You wanted it easy so you decided on iron first, and you bellied right up to the bar to slake your thirst. […]

“What we’re trying to do is to tell them how to do it in the nicest possible manner.”

[…] The one-night-stand (ONS) is a bit like fast food: tempting, but with nauseating afterthoughts. Make health and safety a priority. Always try to invite him back to yours, but if you insist on playing away, text a friend to inform them of your whereabouts. Avoid dark-alley gropery, and unladylike fumbling in the back of […]