Berkeley Bowl shoppers / it’s as if they have no manners/ I’ve got my fair trade organics / and they’re going bananas #bowlsohard

— George Kelly (@allaboutgeorge) December 27, 2011

 

So I Bowl so hard shoppers wanna fine me, but first shoppers gotta find me
What’s 50 items to a shopper like me? Can you please remind me?
Bowl so hard – these lines crazy, y’all don’t know that they don’t phase me
The clerks could take until 2082 and I look at you like “They’re not lazy!”
Bowl so hard – they shop weird, we ain’t even ‘posed to be here
Ball so hard – since we here, it’s only right that we trade fair
Recyle — I’m liable to eat local, take your pick
Reduce, reuse — my produce, organic

(and I’ll fill out the rest if someone doesn’t beat me to it, heh)