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about:robots

About_robots
George Kelly

(We have come to visit you in peace and with goodwill!)

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I downloaded Firefox 3
because all of the people I obsessively read
were doing it too, not doing-it doing it
’cause that would mean taking their hands off their mice

I downloaded Firefox 3
because I heard they want a world record
for most-downloaded browser
as if a browser
is the right tool for keeping up with fights between Scoble and Eric Rice

And then I learned about:robots, about about:robots
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I downloaded Firefox 3
because I wanted to see how well it performed on my PC
Then I saw it really was a mess,
kinda slow, really not a success (all right, I’m kidding)

I downloaded Firefox 3
because I didn’t want to be left behind with an unpopular browser
The kind you use to access the Net
in my cubicle when I’m learning

Try Again
Please do not press this button again

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The one with the colon in between
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Put it in your browser, see what I mean
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Robots may not injure a human being
or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.

Robots have seen things you people wouldn’t believe.
Robots are Your Plastic Pal Who’s Fun To Be With.
Robots have shiny metal posteriors which should not be bitten.

Step one: open up a Firefox 3 browser
Step two: Type the word “about” and then a colon
Step three: Type the word “robots”
Step four: Hit return, and learn!

Shout out to all Bay Area nerdcore crew
Doctor Popular
MC Slutsky
I see you
I’m’a see you
And we have a plan.
Seen!

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  1. [this is good]

    [this is so good I reopened a Vox account to hit a checkmark]

    [but I did it in Safari]
    [whoa]