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143,990 descendants
– you’re more genetically fit than 48% of the current population –
143, 990. Not bad. You’re no Mongol warlord, but to have that many copies of your genetic code running around 800 years from now is pretty impressive.

You’re at the lower end of the scoring spectrum, but, honestly, when you consider that the cheaters, swindlers, and football players of this world are statistically best-equipped to create children, scoring low is something to be proud of. As you’ll see below, some of your lines will die out, but nonetheless your genetic material will thrive here on earth for a long time to come.

A close friend of mine created a program to generate family trees for this test. It’s based on your unique answers. We accounted for sterility, birth rates, death rates, disease, drug abuse, nitwitism, and accidents and came up with this, for you:


My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:

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You scored higher than 27% on fitnessfactor

Link: The Genghis Khan Genetic Fitness Test written by gwendolynbooks on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

Either I believe wormholes exist, or I won’t wait for the future when I can explore the stars now

Mind you, I’ve never seen either show.

You scored as Moya (from Farscape). You are surrounded by muppets. But that is okay because they are your friends and have shown many times that they can be trusted. Now if only you could stop being bothered about wormholes.

Coming on December 1, 2005:
Your Ultimate Sci-Fi Profile: which sci-fi crew would you best fit in? The Sequel

Moya (from Farscape)

81%

SG-1 (from Stargate)

81%

Millennium Falcon (from Star Wars)

69%

Nebuchadnezzar (from The Matrix)

56%

Galactica (from Battlestar: Galactica)

56%

Enterprise D (from Star Trek)

50%

Serenity (from Firefly)

44%

Bebop (from Cowboy Bebop)

44%

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You scored as SG-1 (from Stargate). You are versatile and diverse in your thinking. You have an open mind to that which seems highly unlikely and accept it with a bit of humor. Now if only aliens would stop trying to take over your body.

Coming on December 1, 2005:
Your Ultimate Sci-Fi Profile: which sci-fi crew would you best fit in? The Sequel

Moya (from Farscape)

81%

SG-1 (from Stargate)

81%

Millennium Falcon (from Star Wars)

69%

Nebuchadnezzar (from The Matrix)

56%

Galactica (from Battlestar: Galactica)

56%

Enterprise D (from Star Trek)

50%

Serenity (from Firefly)

44%

Bebop (from Cowboy Bebop)

44%

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What are words for?

English Genius
You scored 92% Beginner, 100% Intermediate, 100% Advanced, and 86% Expert!
You did so extremely well, even I can’t find a word to describe your excellence! You have the uncommon intelligence necessary to understand things that most people don’t. You have an extensive vocabulary, and you’re not afraid to use it properly! Way to go!

Thank you so much for taking my test. I hope you enjoyed it!

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You scored higher than 64% on Expert

Link: The Commonly Confused Words Test written by shortredhead78 on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

What amuses more than comparisons to TV-show characters?

Carrie
Congratulations! You scored 54!
A good mix of both restraint and sexual forwardness allows you to relate well to most of the people you know. Sex might not be your top priority, but it definately beats sitting around your house all night mourning lost loves. And if things don’t go well, at least you got some sexual gratification.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:

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You scored higher than 20% on sexpoints

Link: The Sex and the City Test written by smambie on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

On occasion, I find online quizzes a pleasant way to pass the time

Modern, Cool Nerd
82 % Nerd, 60% Geek, 30% Dork
For The Record:

A Nerd is someone who is passionate about learning/being smart/academia.
A Geek is someone who is passionate about some particular area or subject, often an obscure or difficult one.
A Dork is someone who has difficulty with common social expectations/interactions.

You scored better than half in Nerd and Geek, earning you the title of: Modern, Cool Nerd.

Nerds didn’t use to be cool, but in the 90’s that all changed. It used to be that, if you were a computer expert, you had to wear plaid or a pocket protector or suspenders or something that announced to the world that you couldn’t quite fit in. Not anymore. Now, the intelligent and geeky have eked out for themselves a modicum of respect at the very least, and “geek is chic.” The Modern, Cool Nerd is intelligent, knowledgable and always the person to call in a crisis (needing computer advice/an arcane bit of trivia knowledge). They are the one you want as your lifeline in Who Wants to Be a Millionaire (or the one up there, winning the million bucks)!

Congratulations!

Also, you might want to check out some of my other tests if you’re interested in any of the following:

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Professional Wrestling

Love & Sexuality

America/Politics

Thanks Again! — THE NERD? GEEK? OR DORK? TEST

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You scored higher than 93% on nerdiness
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You scored higher than 50% on dork points

Link: The Nerd? Geek? or Dork? Test written by donathos on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

Always a surprise

The Gentleman
Deliberate Gentle Love Master (DGLMm)

Steady & mature. You are The Gentleman.

For anyone looking for an even-keeled, considerate lover, you’re their man. You’re sophisticated. You know what you want both in a relationship and outside of it. You have a substantial romantic side, and you’re experienced enough sexually to handle yourself in that arena, too. Your future relationships will be long-lasting; you’re classic “marrying material,” a prize in the eyes of many.

It’s possible that behind it all, you’re a bit of a male slut. Your best friends know that in relationships you’re fundamentally sex-driven. You’re a safe, reliable guy, who does get laid. In a lot of ways, you’re like a well-worn, comfortable pair of socks. Did you ever jack off into one of those? All the time.

Your exact opposite:
The Last Man on Earth

Random Brutal Sex Dreamer

Your ideal mate is NOT a nut-job. She is giving and loving, like you, but also experienced. Avoid the The Battleaxe at all fucking costs.

CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor, someone just like you.

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