Is a bad dream a nightmare if nobody’s dead at the end?

Last night I dreamed a co-worker printed out a list of every Web site I’d surfed during my shift and went over the list with a highlighter pen. Later on in the dream, another co-worker took me aside and told me that I was too much of a nice guy at work. Then I woke up.


  1. No one ever dies in my dreams, even the one where this guy was running around slitting peoples’ throats so far their heads were tipped back barely attached with the vocal cords and tendons exposed; the victims were still talking. I still think some of them qualify as nightmares.

    *all* of the sites? must’ve been a long dream.

    You can never be too nice a guy. You are exactly nice enough.

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