IM after visiting the shoeshine man: … out front of V—– R—— after lunch.

allaboutgeorge (02:18 PM): Just got my shoes shined.
JustCallMeCagney (02:18 PM): how did it feel?
allaboutgeorge (02:18 PM): Why was the shiner bumpin’ some ol’ Sammy D.
JustCallMeCagney (02:18 PM): what else would you expect? ethel merman?
allaboutgeorge (02:18 PM): “If I Could Talk To The Animals”?
JustCallMeCagney (02:18 PM): wow
allaboutgeorge (02:19 PM): Merman? Naw, that’d be Mermaniac.com.
JustCallMeCagney (02:19 PM): i’m scared
JustCallMeCagney (02:19 PM): to click even
allaboutgeorge (02:19 PM): imitating Dean Martin, James Cagney “you dirty rat” and a host of others.
JustCallMeCagney (02:19 PM): wow
allaboutgeorge (02:19 PM): I’m gettin’ high off these shoe polish fumes in my cube.
allaboutgeorge (02:20 PM): Oh, he told me to come back early next time.
JustCallMeCagney (02:20 PM): early?
allaboutgeorge (02:20 PM): Said he’d put some stuff on it that’d let me see my face in it.
JustCallMeCagney (02:20 PM): shoe polish on your face?
allaboutgeorge (02:21 PM): No!
allaboutgeorge (02:21 PM): Shoe polish on my shoes!
JustCallMeCagney (02:21 PM): tee hee
allaboutgeorge (02:22 PM): You know, it is possible to have too much fun in an IM conversation.
allaboutgeorge (02:22 PM): I’ve seen it done. It ain’t pretty.
JustCallMeCagney (02:22 PM): i bet, i bet!

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